Back Lane HensSix hens, nine metres of Sheffield back garden, written up on the shed door

Years on the board5

SheffieldSouth YorkshireFlock of six since 2021

Pinned up since 2021

Six hens, nine metres of back garden, and a pencil on a bootlace.

Four years of keeping six hens in a back garden in Sheffield: building the coop twice, red mite, winter laying and light, a fox at the fence, and a tally of feed against eggs actually collected.

  • SheffieldSouth Yorkshire
  • Six birdsFour home-bred lines, two from 2025
  • 981 eggsCounted through 2025
  • 15 Feb 2026Last note corrected

The laying year, one mark to the dozen

This is the sheet off the shed door for 2025, redrawn. Each stroke is twelve eggs. The empty end of the year is not a problem to be solved, it is what six hens in a north-east facing garden do between the middle of November and the third week of January. The best month was May with 134.

  1. 24Jan
  2. 51Feb
  3. 98Mar
  4. 126Apr
  5. 134May
  6. 129Jun
  7. 118Jul
  8. 104Aug
  9. 79Sep
  10. 68Oct
  11. 34Nov
  12. 16Dec

Notes that went up on the board

Four of them so far, each written in the week the thing happened, with the numbers as they were rather than as I would have liked them.

Everything pinned up, oldest at the bottom

Written on the inside of the door

Four things I keep forgetting and relearning

I keep six hens on a strip of back garden in Sheffield and write down what actually happened to them, including the winters when the tally sheet stayed empty and the summer I found mite in the perch ends.

  • Count the eggs on the door, not from memory three weeks later.
  • A coop you dread cleaning quietly stops getting cleaned.
  • Red mite lives in the woodwork, not on the bird.
  • Every change to the flock costs three weeks of peace.